I’ve posted an article similar to this one before, back when I was going solo. Now I’ve found it’s time to post again, with a more serious twist. Honestly, people! If you’re going to MySpace… MySpace right!!
1. Thou shalt not strain the eyes. This includes things like lots of flashing text, bright colors, ten million animated images, and TyPiN 1Yk3 DyZ jUs7 4 tHe FuN oF i7. Sure, be yourself. But don’t make your visitors go blind while you’re at it.
2. Thou shalt not strain the browser. Be curteous to your users with slower computers; don’t post music videos or stuff like that. If you must post them, go ahead and provide a link to the music video. Just provide the basic stuff.
3. Thou shalt not strain the ears. Posting automatically loading music files is annoying. Some people like music; those people most likely will already have music playing, and what about the people who go to your page and don’t share your taste in music? Be kind. Please.
4. Thou shalt not be a poser. Morgan Webb does
not have a MySpace. Neither does Wayne Brady. Don’t fall for posers, either. If you click a link on said celebrity’s official website, usually you can trust it. Otherwise, it’s most likely fake. Tough luck.
5. Thou shalt not be vain. Don’t post nude pictures. That’s against the rules on MySpace, as well as not very good. Also, don’t comment your own profile… that’s just conceited. Comment other people’s. Duh.
6. Thou shalt not make a popularity contest out of it. I accidentally fell under this sin in the past, but as you will probably notice if you visit my old profile now, I got rid of all the people who I didn’t know (and musicians, of course). This isn’t high school, people. It’s not a contest to see who has more friends. Seriously. And if it is… it shouldn’t be.
7. Thou shalt not let a profile go dry. Don’t use your profile for a blog space (i.e. update it every single day), but also don’t let it stay the same for too long. I say, changing it about once every two weeks is about good. And don’t leave it the standard MySpace layout; get a layout from CB or something. No offense to Tom, but the basic layout sucks.
8. Thou shalt not create hate groups. I admit, I’ve done this. But let’s face it… it’s not cool. The groups are there so that you can meet with people who share your same interests, not your hates. Be nice. (Or, make a Google group or something. Whatever.)
9. Thou shalt not pass along every bulletin. I know this is a common thing, and I have passed along a few, but let me put it this way. You will not die if you don’t pass along a bulletin. The Make-A-Wish foundation does not donate money for every person you pass bulletins to. And quite frankly, it’s a pain to read through every single one. If you see something really cute or something, you can put it in your blog or pass it along (as long as it isn’t very frequent!). Do not pass a bulletin just because it says to. If you like it and think your friends will, go for it. (MySpace whoring bulletins? Yep, they fall under #6.)
10. Thou shalt not get obsessed. The MySpace junkie, as an obsessive MySpacer is commonly called, is not a good thing to be. Yes, have fun with it. But make sure you also have a life outside of MySpace.
A few other tips: Make sure you let people know if you change your MySpace. Some people like to know these things
For the most part, have fun. If you don’t, then what’s the point of MySpacing?
Happy websurfing!
Posted by Babz
– If you’d like to visit Babz’s current MySpace profile, please check the About Babz section of this site.